July 2011
The worst part about Amy Winehouse's death?
Celebrities die in threes.
At least two of the rich and famous’ days are numbered. Keep a look out.
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here's a gif and a cleverly hidden thought
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I have money. Guess what that means?
MTV Awards
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
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Today I am thankful for my life.
For I almost died at the hands of two emotional, drunken lesbians.
Praise be to whatever heavenly force preserved me.
HI TESS, HOLD ME. GIVE ME ATTENTION. MAKE ME FEEL...
spudsexuall replied to your post: SOMEBODY TALK TO ME
hai
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SOMEBODY TALK TO ME
I DON’T CARE HOW
AIM
TEXT
MESSAGE
I AM SO BORED I AM A GONNA ASPLODE
Why does water mess up black girl's hair?
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should I keep tamia as my icon or this bitch?
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No weed.
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Hay guize
Who wants a HandyJ in the bathroom?
I can look out my window and stare at sweaty...
mmm roofers
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youhavetoseetobelieve:
I want to plank on Nicki Minaj's ass.
How disgusting I am:
I had to look at the calendar to determine the last time I showered. (Monday morning, which is actually fairly recent for me.)
I have a mental scale which I judge the stench of my poops.
My mouth smells and tastes like a litter box.
I am surrounded by dirty cups. One contains spit and weed ash.
I’ve honestly done nothing but eat for two weeks.
I am honestly surprised my phallus...
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Team Fortress 2 has made me really paranoid.
I’m convinced there’s a spy and I keep checking my back.
Weed makes me horny.
