Chat with my friend Luke.
L: "Dude, I just realized something."
L: "You don't get more- oh man, what can I call it? I can't call it pussy. Um... Asshole? I'll just call it 'more.'"
L: "Like, just because you're gay you don't get more. Y'know like, if I was gay and moved to San Francisco I wouldn't get more than if I moved to like- whats a city... Los Angeles. Y'know?"
Me: "Yeah... You just realized that?"
L: "Yeah, I mean, I don't normally think about things that don't matter... as much. Not to be mean, but you know what I'm saying?"
Me: "Hahaha, yeah I know."
L: "Dude, write it down. I'll get a peace prize or something."
Reblog if you're single.
michaelpeter: allupsidedown: (via kaitonomous) hollllaaaa!! DIS NIQQA RYTE HURR
This is what dreams are made of.
Love me. I can cook. And booty pop. What more could you possibly want?chadcraver kevinrichard: Okay!
I love digging through the trash for Yeast...
Day 7 - How your parents took it
I only ever told my mother, because my father is irrelevant to my life. My mother, bless her soul, accepted me fine, even saying someday she feels like being a lesbian. At first, she was shocked, I recall and kind of doubted me because of my age. She came around, however. I’m pretty sure she always expected it. ALL CAUGHT UP.
Day 6 - Did you face any problems regarding...
I had already determined religion to be widely illogical before I “came out to myself.” So as far as my sexuality goes, it never really interfered with my antireligionism. I remember clearly finding sections upon sections of the Bible to make absolutely no sense and contradict itself repeatedly, so I forged my opinions and cast away religion along with some other things. To this day I...
Day 5 - Thoughts regarding inner turmoil about...
The most turmoil caused was how my father would feel. I actually think his homophobia is what kept me thinking girls was the only option most of my life and his narrow minded attitude kept me sheltering myself in a bubble to avoid his judgement. However, once I popped my bubble and made decisions myself, I summoned some unnatrual bitter cold from within me and killed him. Not literally, but...
Day 4 - The first person you came out to and that...
I first came out to a friend of mine named Rachel. I had just been sitting at my computer, pwning eh n00bz on World of Warcraft that I played when I was eleven and made the realization. The whole story is exasperatingly long, confusing, and probably illegal. But, I promptly minimzed and IM’ed her. She accepted me, not minding at all. I, however, think she’s a cunt now.
OH PEACHES AND PLUMS.
I’m so behind on my letter shit. Prepare for spam.
missingno--deactivated20110127- asked: Chaaaaaddy! :D I love you, bro. You are the sweetest thing, oh my goodness gracious. We've only tinychatted like once, but I can tell that you have a really good heart and a good head on your shoulders. Did I mention how nice you are? :) Aaaanyways, we should talk more. You're amazing!
Wish I was a baller like Erin and had a Tumblr...
would you let someone pee on you?
subjectdelta: would you let someone pee on you? I mean, if he was smoking hot and he drank enough water.
Ever meet a man you wish would just spit on your...
TMI Tuesday: My contribution.
I once used semen as a conditioner. It didn’t work.
rileysux asked: oooooh i do know
I MISSED YOU YESTERDAY
I MISSED YOU YESTERDAY
Had to skip a day. Not like anyone cares.
subjectdelta: i just shaved for the first time “down there” its all itchy and i don’t plan on doing it again HOHOHOHOHOHOHO. If it was the first time, you probably should have trimmed it down first. You probably ripped more than you shaved.
Day 3 - How old were you when you knew? What was...
I would always look into the mirror and somehow know that there was something different about me, something I couldn’t readily tell people. When I was younger, I mistook this for occultism, apparently, as my mother told me I was convinced I was a witch. As I got older, I recognized it as an attraction to the same sex that I fully comprehended at about age ten. I came out at eleven. I never...
Something flattering about a guy jacking for you.
latenightadultery:OMG SO I SWEAR THERE WAS LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD BOY WHO JUST SHOWED HIS DICK. He didn’t tell me his age. Scared. chadcraver OH MY GOD WHERE IS THIS I ENJOY YOUNG MEN. PEDOPHILE