January 2011
how I feel about the impending new year
December 2010
I'll just ring in the New Year.... On WoW.
Actually an hour later but whatever
my life
Ummm I'm going to pretend to be Otto von Bismark...
AWWW YEAH
New Years will be spent with me and my mother...
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Jake, I challenge you to No Fap 2011.
Jake
carrieunderwoodsdildo:
How can these male celebrities be dumb enough to get into a relationship with Taylor Swift ?
No matter who causes the end of the relationship, she’s still going to write a song degrading them.
God, they’re so stupid.
Maybe because Taylor Swift is a fucking cunt.
My resolutions:
Get fucked up more often
austro-hungarianempire1867-1918:
I want to eat a lot and get really drunk I wish I had some pot
ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A list of people I wish I had sex with 2010:
carrieunderwoodsdildo:
Not Carrie Underwood
Not Megan Fox
Not Jovan
Not Sandra Bullock
Not Nina (Fuck that hoe)
Not Julianne Hough
Not Keira Knightly
Chad
Not Emma Stone
Not Ke$ha
Not Katy Perry
Not Lady Gaga
Not Rachel McAdams
etc
etc
Oh, baby, I love you too. <333
What I did in 2010:
Lost my wallet
didn’t get my license
switched schools
forgot italian
slept way too much
joined tumblr
ate too much whilst high
yeah that’s pretty much it
I'm on antidepressants and it says salvia with...
High blood pressure, holla
come smoke it with me
ohnoitsrobin answered your question:SOMEONE GIVE ME THE 411 ON SALVIA BEFORE I RUIN MY LIFE
Lasts like fifteen minutes, so if you have a bad trip it’s over quickly. It’s a mood amplifier, so make sure you’re feeling good first.
SOMEONE GIVE ME THE 411 ON SALVIA BEFORE I RUIN MY...
?
ARE YOU CERAL OR ARE YOU YANKING MY DETONATION...
ohnoitsrobin answered your question: Does Salvia kick in that fast?
Salvia kicks in instantly, brah. As soon as you exhale.
Romanticism is dead and I blame libido.
We all need heavy dosages of Monk’s Pepper and Thoreau.
WatchGLENDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Watchthis or weed you choose
austro-hungarianempire1867-1918:
TWINKS ARE GROSS THEY LOOK LIKE NAKED MOLE RATS EXCEPT THEY’RE USUALLY REALLY LANKY SO THEY LOOK EVEN MORE GROSS GET AWAY FROM ME
Boy
I use to like the twinks
but then I was like
no
and now when I see a hairless gooch, I get scared
Taylor, I hope you know I have a rule about...
I honestly think that Jake is the only legitimate...
thelightningboltofzeus:
Because trust me I have worked my magic to try to seduce him, and I have some motherfuckin SKILLS in that area
But he like…legit likes the vaj and hates the peen
idgi
No, he’s just saving himself for me.
He isn’t wooed by the ten pounds of cock you swing around.
Heterosexuals are a blight upon the wholesome...
I don't know how I feel about kanye's nudes
handful of popcorn
three handfuls of m+m
icecream with m+ms, spoon of nutella, chocolate syrup
half a piece of toast with half a square of cheese
an entire family serving of breadsticks with garlic powder and marinera
what i’ve eaten
I BECKON THEE, TINYCHAT
I AM SOCIAL
have i been here for 20 minutes
i dunno
nigga my breastikz gonna burn
Watchtoo high to listen to florence
uploading it
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girl with one eye
omfg its about a penis
woooooooooahhhhhhhhhh
i recorded myself listening to florence whilst...
debating posting it
help me pick my next icon
Sloppy seconds: the story of Ard and Becca's sex.
vaginalseepage:
800-588-2300:
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JASHFLKJSDHFSD
this is completely fictional
Ard doesn’t like women.
