how I feel about the impending new year
I'll just ring in the New Year.... On WoW.
Actually an hour later but whatever my life
Ummm I'm going to pretend to be Otto von Bismark...
New Years will be spent with me and my mother...
Jake, I challenge you to No Fap 2011.
carrieunderwoodsdildo: How can these male celebrities be dumb enough to get into a relationship with Taylor Swift ? No matter who causes the end of the relationship, she’s still going to write a song degrading them. God, they’re so stupid. Maybe because Taylor Swift is a fucking cunt.
Get fucked up more often
austro-hungarianempire1867-1918: I want to eat a lot and get really drunk I wish I had some pot ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A list of people I wish I had sex with 2010:
carrieunderwoodsdildo: Not Carrie Underwood Not Megan Fox Not Jovan Not Sandra Bullock Not Nina (Fuck that hoe) Not Julianne Hough Not Keira Knightly Chad Not Emma Stone Not Ke$ha Not Katy Perry Not Lady Gaga Not Rachel McAdams etc etc Oh, baby, I love you too. <333
What I did in 2010:
Lost my wallet didn’t get my license switched schools forgot italian slept way too much joined tumblr ate too much whilst high yeah that’s pretty much it
I'm on antidepressants and it says salvia with...
High blood pressure, holla
come smoke it with me
ohnoitsrobin answered your question:SOMEONE GIVE ME THE 411 ON SALVIA BEFORE I RUIN MY LIFE Lasts like fifteen minutes, so if you have a bad trip it’s over quickly. It’s a mood amplifier, so make sure you’re feeling good first.
SOMEONE GIVE ME THE 411 ON SALVIA BEFORE I RUIN MY...
ARE YOU CERAL OR ARE YOU YANKING MY DETONATION...
ohnoitsrobin answered your question: Does Salvia kick in that fast? Salvia kicks in instantly, brah. As soon as you exhale.
Romanticism is dead and I blame libido.
We all need heavy dosages of Monk’s Pepper and Thoreau.
GLENDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
this or weed you choose
austro-hungarianempire1867-1918: TWINKS ARE GROSS THEY LOOK LIKE NAKED MOLE RATS EXCEPT THEY’RE USUALLY REALLY LANKY SO THEY LOOK EVEN MORE GROSS GET AWAY FROM ME Boy I use to like the twinks but then I was like no and now when I see a hairless gooch, I get scared
Taylor, I hope you know I have a rule about...
I honestly think that Jake is the only legitimate...
thelightningboltofzeus: Because trust me I have worked my magic to try to seduce him, and I have some motherfuckin SKILLS in that area But he like…legit likes the vaj and hates the peen idgi No, he’s just saving himself for me. He isn’t wooed by the ten pounds of cock you swing around.
Heterosexuals are a blight upon the wholesome...
I don't know how I feel about kanye's nudes
handful of popcorn three handfuls of m+m icecream with m+ms, spoon of nutella, chocolate syrup half a piece of toast with half a square of cheese an entire family serving of breadsticks with garlic powder and marinera what i’ve eaten
I BECKON THEE, TINYCHAT
I AM SOCIAL
have i been here for 20 minutes
i dunno nigga my breastikz gonna burn
too high to listen to florence
girl with one eye
omfg its about a penis woooooooooahhhhhhhhhh
i recorded myself listening to florence whilst...
debating posting it
help me pick my next icon
Sloppy seconds: the story of Ard and Becca's sex.
vaginalseepage: 800-588-2300: Read More JASHFLKJSDHFSD this is completely fictional Ard doesn’t like women.